Growing up can be that ego, confidence bruising journey that we have all gone through. Let’s be real, kids can be darn mean! This is where the teasing about the big heads, nose, and skin tone (the darker you are the more prone you are to ‘ you are dark as’ jokes) begins.
And then there are the pen!s diaries. The hilarious pee (urine) distance-target tests! How far does …Does your foreskin pull backwards? Why does it curve to the left? Then the mother of all traumas ‘the mine is bigger than yours’ and ‘yours is smaller’ battles. Yes, the d!ck measuring contests are so real and can scar a person for life. So if you are making that trip to validate your d!ck’s worth please grab a chair and let’s go for the raw talk.
Does D!ck Size Matter?
I have found myself backtracking to my ex countless times and for one reason to reconnect with his soldier boy aka his d!ck. It’s not the world’s grandest d!ck, but it does the ‘work’ of the Lord. Can I get an Alleluyah!! When he lays the pipe, he does it real good. Yeah, you heard me right. Just talking about it literally sends shivers down my spine. Yes, he makes me feel like I have cl!t all over. He sets my body on fire. Not even the insults, the threats, the name-calling from his current will deter me. I am relentless like that. It’s d!ck that I want and it’s d!ck that I will get!! Of course his d!ck.
You might be wondering, On a scale of small, very small, super small, extremely small how would I rate it? It’s a Medium-sized. But, he is that ex whose calls, texts cause massive confusion in my relationship and temporarily throws it into the gutter. Yes, he is that ex.
Then with my other ex, I have been tossed, flipped, even tried out unimaginable positions and have had s3x in places where one can only fantasize about. The Car, kitchen, shower, office, toilet, car park s3x we have done it all. I have had instances where the s3x encounters were po_rn worthy material and the guy fits in the perfect po_rn actor profile. Nicely toned body, abs energiser bunny (he goes on and on and all). Oooh, and did I mention that he is endowed with a BIG d!ck in every sense. But I have been left d!ck-matised by the big ‘guns’. I realised that I didn’t need to traumatise my 0varies/ c3rvix by subjecting them to 30-45 minute long ramming
The moment that it’s like solving some complex Math problem that’s where everything unravels. I want to be able to go down on you without worrying about a jaw lock or my teeth biting off a piece/chunk of your d!ck. Or put my mouth’s elasticity to test like a first-time yoga, gymnastics or ballet student. Newsflash!! It can only stretch so much!! When I deep throat, I don’t have to summon my ancestral spirits (amadhlozi) so that I master my gag reflexes. I don’t have to dread the getting it from behind, because it feels like someone is trying to negotiate a meandering sharp curve.
My married friend has made frequent trips to her gynae, the pharmacy every time they do the d0ggy style with her hubby. It means another 7 days of applying vag!nal cream to cure the thrush. I guess your educated self knows that Thrush is not some nasty STI. The curse of a big d!ck is an absolute horror show!! It`s a pain injecting machine.
The most uncomfortable conversation is asking ‘Is it in?’ The last thing any lady wants is to fumble or ask if you in-when it’s already Inside and he is having his orgasm. Every girl`s worst nightmare is hooking up with a minuscule. My sister always complains that she feels nothing when he is inside-maybe ticklish. Barely feels him inside and he is constantly slipping out. The cynic in me snidely remarks if he is the current titleholder of the World Smallest d!ck in the Guinness Book Of Records.
In conclusion, does d!ck size matter? Extremely small won’t sate the appetite and will leave one begging for more. Neither will too big do the work- tummy ache. Well, you might say the size of the boat doesn’t matter but the motion of the ocean…That’s ridiculous. Because then all men will be swallowed by the ocean From yours truly the honest truth is we all need a decent-sized d!ck
We all have our personal preferences but this is the only time where the average is acceptable. Yes, an average-sized d!ck. Y’all keep your cassavas and baby carrots!! We are laying to rest the centuries-old argument.